Tuesday, October 25, 2011

You say TomAto, I say TomatO

OCT 24  Cindy commented on "Utah and Shakespeare"
"lol! fat wrists! I was talking to my friend about that very thing and 
our chins growing as we get older..Friends are great!
Prayers are being sent!

I replied

"wrists, chin hairs and just wait, you are still young...crotch jowls...
No seriously....

October 24 Cindy writes again
"It really hurts when Dr Pepper shoots out your nose! I was reading
your email while taking a sip.OMG I don't even want to know 
about crotch jowls! That is the funniest damn thing I have ever heard.
Where do you come up with this stuff? You need to write a book!
XO and spewed dr. Pepper

I replied

well, I looked down at my well...crotch..and there they were....
jowls...overnight... they came like someone was pulling frickin' taffy and quit!
Lord, the tribulations of women!
Sorry about the pepper

Now seriously.. Where else can you have stimulating,
enriching conversations like this?
Where else can you spew soda out of your nose
 and pee yourself, just a little mind you,
while bonding with like minded souls?

These NON bloggers are clueless to the joys 
and the je ne sais quoi of women 
sharing their lives of opulence and culture; 
their eloquent command of the English language, 
utilizing grande vocabulary such as 
spewed and pee and crotch.

oh, the masses who remain ignorant of blogdom, 
the peasants who never know 
of the lives we live.
sad, is it not?

BTW I love Cindy and she is VERY funny
so a few hours later I am conversing 
with my SIL about my attempt to ascertain
 whether or not my cocker Justice had gone blind in one eye,
because she keeps slamming into the open refrigerator door.
"SO I covered the good eye with one hand 
and then waved my other hand in front of her face
to see if her eye would track the movement."
and Sarah with her brilliant wit that cracks me up,
suggested perhaps I should hold up a few fingers
 and ask Justice "How many fingers do you see?"

Following right on the heels of that exchange,
 I  thought we were discussing something about her 
old Volvo, but I guess not only Justice needs 
to have her abilities examined, but I do too,
since the topic had switched to a woman's Vulva.
Not even close.

Directory assistance?
The number for free hearing exams?


Bead and Needle said...

Thanks for making my entire week...you ROCK!

Terra said...

Thanks for giving me some giggles.

My Grama's Soul said...

What a great way to start the day....by reading this post.....it cracked me up!!!



Low Tide High Style said...

OMG, thank goodness I don't drink Dr. Pepper...snort!

Kat :)

TheCrankyCrow said...

Too funny - I just had almost this same conversation with one of my blog buddies - except it was snorted coffee, not spewed Dr.P; and a debate over whether patty liners or Depends would be a better choice for blog reading. And believe it or not, chin hairs came up too... Love it....And love you Z....Smiles & Chuckles ~ Robin

Cindy said...

I am still laughing about that conversaton. I don't mind getting older, but I really don't like to think of myself as a snail...just saying..

Razmataz said...

We need to enjoy our remaining youth now....before we can no longer wear spandex leggings for fear of showing off our camel toe, crotch jowls, muffin tops and saddlebags.....oops too late.

C. Joy said...

I just checked out the blog you suggested at Savvy City Farmer. You remember, the American Mom in Paris http://americanmominparis.blogspot.com/ What a hoot! Thanks, I needed that.

IN other news, my mom hates her computer. (It seems to feel the same way...). Anyway, there we were two women sitting around talking for hours, laughing and joking, eating and drinking, and being silly, and at some point she made me promise to pluck the hairs on her chin and not to shave them when she gets too old to do it herself. I'm a good daughter, I promised. What I'm getting at is part of this silliness you talk about may be because of blogging. Or maybe it's because we are women and realize we need each other - Jowls, Hairs, Volvos, and All...

Jane said...

You are priceless!! I loved your exchange with Cindy (and your sister too). I totally get the wrists, the chin hair and the crotch jowls!!

A Cottage Muse said...

You know...I am lucky enough to have crazy convos like this each weekend during camping season with my girlfriends around the fire! I'll have to suggest depends for next season!

Pooch Purple Reign said...

AHHH its good to be back !!
~laura xx

Romeo said...

Ah yes, a good reminder of what I have missed while away.....now if I can just get my own jowls and Romeo's belly out of the way, I will be happily headed out on an adventure through blogland....minus the Dr. Pepper of course ;)

Hugs and Purrs,

"Her" and Romeo

Claudia said...

Hysterically funny! Haven't noticed the crotch jowls yet. And I'm afraid to look!


Theresa said...

tears. running. down. face.
t. xoxoxooxoxoxox

Grammy Goodwill said...

Oh, thanks. I really needed this laugh tonight.