FRIED

Fried Brains

Fried Blogger

Fried Eggs

Still working with my air conditioning company

on the repair of my attic truss they cut through

while installing new unit.

uh huh yep - of course.... 

Meanwhile fancy thermostat decided to 

channel Frankenstein's monster and

spring to life,

"It's ALIVE"

 as for two days

it has had the ability to raise itself 

to higher temperatures

all by itself.

Frustrating yes, but the real 

pain in the tuckus is that this thermostat

talks. Yep, weird male voice that announces

any action it performs. 

Soooo no matter the time of day,

or night in this case,

you'll hear...

"81"

"82"

..."95"

It is 3 am and I am awakened

by Howie freaking out downstairs.

Howie is growling and running in circles and this

male voice is counting up

"93"

"94"

"95"

I nearly fall rushing down the stairs

half asleep hearing male voices.

So it's true like in scary movies.

Women DO run down to the 

pitch black basement or

open the closet door to look behind...

( Not really, I knew it was the thermostat)

I discover Justice lying right at the base

under the swing gate at foot of the stairs.

To those who don't remember Justice is deaf.

The gate is to protect her from

falling up and down the stairs 

as she is also 90%  blind.

So I gently tap her on the head

 and she startles and slams up into the gate

from underneath and RIPS all four screws 

out of the wall, causing the gate to 

crash down behind her. 

She is terrified

but unhurt.

Howie views this

all as some attack from within  

and promptly runs to chew

 the side of the Ballard Design $$$

 burlap tablecloth he munches on 

when in distress.

HOWIE!!!!! NO!!!!

It is too damn hot for this....

hot enough to fry an egg,

well, you know

and if you don't here is a link on how to do it.

Seriously?

A link?

NUMEROUS LINKS

GET LIVES people!!!

How to fry an egg on a sidewalk.

Some mornings the world tilts off sideways 

pretty early for me.

Blogger keeps sending me pink alert messages

that have nothing to do with anything I am doing.

ALERT- this space cannot be left blank

Huh?

118

117

116

115

Our red hot numbers this week.

Death Valley I heard hit 129.

People were driving there to have their

photos taken in front of a big thermometer.

Again..

Really people?

Risk your health and perhaps

blow up your car for a photo op?

Some people have fried brains.

Fried eggs

Fried Blogger

Fried Brains

True Blood and Falling Skies

are back 

Newsroom is close..

coming back right before my signpost B-day.

I watch very little TV

so this is momentous.

As for me?

I have a working air conditioner.

Lots of iced tea

and eggs.

I'm good.