Friday, November 9, 2012

^%$# HOWIE!


Please tell me one of you out there
is the master of a pooch who 
acts more like a raunchy comedian than a dog.

Yesterday while I was on the phone 
with a friend he tried to crawl down my shirt.
He got his cold wet nose nestled in between 
the boobish area and then proceeded to wrangle both front 
legs down into the shirt while flipping his body upside down
so his back legs were hugging my face 
along with his butt.

Are you kidding me?

I was not going to share this with you,
 but then today he topped it.

I was in the lavatory,
umm, "using it"..
The door was closed, but not locked.
Suddenly, I heard him come scampering across
the kitchen tile and then BAM,
the door burst open and he lept full force onto my lap.

Are you kidding me?

I wish yelling his full name 
"Eisenhower" 
would work, like it 
would on an adolescent,
but he doesn't know that is his real name.

Anyway, it would only confuse him,  
as he is positive he is a Democrat.

24 comments:

Karmen Sunshine said...

So much entertainment from such a sweet, innocent looking fellow!

Kathy said...

{{head shaking}}... Some people's children - LOL!

Sweet Old Vintage said...

Oh my gosh.. Too funny... I have a new puppy also and he also is black and tan and would you believe they could be related with the array of surprises they seem to come up with... IT is getting to be quite a experience.. Friday once a week,are bath days. those are hard to top as to which one really took the bath.. Him
or me...l

Primitive Stars said...

Hello Z,,,,,love that post......I have one just like that....but you gotta love them.......What a face.....Blessings Francine.

Anna Hanley said...

Hello there, you are too funny! What a cutie! Have a great weekend!! Hugs and Smiles, Anna

♥ Sonny ♥ said...



I'm so glad you posted this. I thought only mine pulled such antics .. He's a cutie and would fit right in with my pom girls..by the way, they follow me to the potty EVERY time, they do sit on the rug at my feet, then back up the hall we all go. I never have understood why they do it. a dog's love is so amazing.

www.MaisonStGermain.com said...

Omg you are sooo hysterical . Always masking me laugh! And Howie is too much . What a team you two are lolo
Debra xxx
Capers of the vintage vixens

Razmataz said...

Don;t you just love them. I came downstairs this morning to the sight of 2 massive looking turds....I crept closer to discover they we my socks gone missing a few days ago, tightly wound into spirals by the dogs stomach and then vomited on the rug. Relief though..can you imagine the vet bills for an obstruction?

Robin Larkspur said...

Howie is quite the acrobat! I hope he has short nails!
Gotta love them, these dogs of ours. They have to be with you at all times.

Susy said...

Oh my ~ you made me cry I was laughing so hard. What a picture to try to get out of my head!

You and the pooch have a great weekend.

Laura @ 52 FLEA said...

Thanks for the smiles Howie! :)

Linda said...

Now that is funny...I can't stop laughing and my husband wants to know what all the ruckus is about! Have a great weekend!

Romeo said...

Wow! Some serious doggie anxiety going on there! Now I have something new to try on "her"! Thanks for the ideas!!!! Way to go Howie!!!!

Purrs,

Romeo

Zuzu said...

OhmYgoSH!!! Thanks for the Saturday funnies. Wonder what he'll do on Sunday?
I'll check out the Briwax - thanks for the tip, Z!
~ Zuzu

Pretty Ragged Threads said...

Thanks for sharing about your Howie, made me laugh. We have a little dog that has done some crazy things but don't we just love them. Howie is really cute!!
Hugs Jackie

Claudia said...

Oh my god, how funny! Such personality - don't you love it?

xo
Claudia

Bead and Needle said...

Ohhhhhhhhhh my! Happy Saturday, Z...hope all is well.

June said...

Me thinks he loves his mama : )!!!!!
love ya...

Sandi~A Cottage Muse said...

Howie Dangerfield!

Thanks for the smile!

Kit said...

This will teach you to shut the door all the way...LOL Kit

Jillayne said...

Oh my gosh - I'm laughing out loud as I read this! What a dog. You really have to admire his exuberance...well, I admire it!

Cindy said...

Howie thinks he is a kangaroo!
Such a sweet face that Eisenhower...

Lana said...

THIS is hilarious!! :) And yes, I can well imagine. (of course he's a Democrat!)...I used to have a cat that would visit me on my lap while I was in the bathroom, too. She thought she was my child, I'm sure. Gotta' love these sweet animals. I know I do. Your stories make me laugh outloud, Z. Please keep on with your gift for enlightenment, entertainment, and all around joy!

Lana said...

THIS is hilarious!! :) And yes, I can well imagine. (of course he's a Democrat!)...I used to have a cat that would visit me on my lap while I was in the bathroom, too. She thought she was my child, I'm sure. Gotta' love these sweet animals. I know I do. Your stories make me laugh outloud, Z. Please keep on with your gift for enlightenment, entertainment, and all around joy!