Showing posts with label summer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label summer. Show all posts

Sunday, May 22, 2022

The weekend

Roasted goodness on Saturday- 
broccolini, tri color peppers, zucchini, multi colored carrots

Roasted veggies added to multi kales, raw cauliflower, radicchio
and topped with dried pear, pistachios and ginger dressing.
Delicious and have enough leftover for Sunday 


When the fan blowing on his mama gets to be too much,
Walter retreats to the floor directly below her on the couch 
and promptly tucks his head under as best he can. 


The heat is upon us and I will be hibernating again soon.
Some of my garden is already struggling, and I am forced
to evaluate the logic of it all; as watering more each day during a drought
to get fresh vegetables, does not balance well against the cost nor the
conservation. Sigh
I rationalize that it is keeping me sane in an insane world.
I will try today to salvage what I can,
by relocating a few items.

The first to go were the cilantro and my sunflowers,
Oh how I tried.
These beauties soften the blow
 

Also finished up the knob exchange
Loving it






 

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

HOT HOT HOT BOOB SWEAT

DAMN
IT'S
HOT

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I have always envied woman with 
small breasts. I believe that they
look better in clothes ( so does the entire
modeling empire) they can jog without harnessing,
after breast feeding, many do not then 
resemble tube socks with a tennis ball in the bottom.
They don't have an "under" ledge to them per se.

Yeah, yeah men like boobs.
So what, I say.

Right now at 113 degrees, even with my air conditioner 
in competition with every other one in the city,
and waiting for the afternoon brown out 
surely to come...

I have sweat.
BOOB sweat
UNDER THEM
 that then runs down 
where gravity takes it 
wherever.

They predict 110 -116 at least,
they say at least
for the next 7 days.

I cannot afford a high summer power bill so I keep 
the thermostat set at 80, it still runs constantly,
and run fans directly in front of me,
or behind me, depending on the room,
and whether I am vertical or horizontal.
Even so my Energy snapshot shows I'm over 
$200 with 15 days yet to go.

If even one of you says 
"But it's a dry heat", 
I'll have to throw Howie in the car
and head your way to live with you for the summer.
AS long as you live somewhere cool, or at least
on the ocean.

Believe me, you did not want a 
photo on this post.
There are 599,000 google
responses to sweaty breasts. Go there.

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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Pooches and Posterior Sweat

                                Justice                                        Howie


Pant Pant, Sweat Sweat
stinky dog-sweat smell
105 w/ 25% humidity

They were outside just long enough
to wee a little and back inside they came.
I am trying to put away piles of tote fabric 
back into some semblance of organization and 
I also swapped out two cupboards, one into the studio.
Did the old large piece of furniture on a drop cloth pull trick...
Up AND down two flights of stairs.
(Yep, she IS crazy)

Growing my hairs out, 
(plucking the chin ones),
and I had forgotten how with longer hair, 
the sweat accumulates at the nape of your neck 
and then like droplets on a car window,
joins with other droplets into a raging stream,
rolls down past the shoulders, channels itself into
 the back groove, and then slides wickedly beneath 
the pant waistband, down into....
the posterior area.
Or is it just me? sigh

My Oregonian friends Kathy and Kathleen,
here's a proposition...
since you two always want the warmth
 and I always want the rain,
what say we swap homes each summer
from now on.....
Don't even need to call first,
you know the key is hidden,
or try the keypad with St Anthony's assistance. :D

Hope your weekend weather is wonderful,
or at least you have a change of underwear if need be.
Z